The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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