he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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