a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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