That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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