They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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