so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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