So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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