Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm drive I can fine osifer
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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