Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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