How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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