I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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