Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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