I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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