I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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