My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My butt remains clenched, sir.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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