I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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