The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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