i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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