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For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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