So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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