haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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