Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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