I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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