New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I don't deserve a penis
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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