Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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