You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
