btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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