I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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