So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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