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i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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