using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
