real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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