Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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