driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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