Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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