what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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