Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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