I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He felt like a one man threesome
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
bring money and cleavage
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
