I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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