Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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