Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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