if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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