I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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