You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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