No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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