My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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