He disabled his match.com account in front of me
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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