You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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