am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize