It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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