you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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