Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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