I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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