I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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